Imagine..

[Imagine..]

I have enough caffeine in my system to tranquilize a small elephant… but yes I’ll take a Venti Nitro cold Brew

Tony Stank (Probably)

[Imagine..]

Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

[nickthenerd]

1. Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.
2. TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.
3. Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience

[bollymusings]

Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.

[arubbishmedic]

It became necessary

[mckaytriarchy]

WordPress will also import Tumblr blogs.

[shellshcked]

hi hello this is an important thing

[Imagine..]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[bluhippy]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[sakuyandere]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugargeisha]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[schrodingers-child]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[dyslexic-sinner]

Oh what the hell

[gummi-i]

Ey

[jessie-merrow]

I really really sorry guys I hate chains but I’m desperately needing money so what the hell …plus I need to or I feel like something weird will happen …oh anxiety my dear friend

[giantcookiez]

Cold not hurt

[Imagine..]

[ikyusaba]

a

[dog-with-a-blog]

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[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

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[irl-noodle-kyuzo]

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[trashkingpit]

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[happylittlefranta]

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[batteryclty]

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[brainmilks]

v

[pastel-mutations]

W

[gayspacerocks]

x

[sporequeen]

Y

[pop-tatari]

Z

[zack-salad]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

[zombaygal]

1

[batter-sempai]

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[frogadier]

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[demondogdean]

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[thedemonshavethepolicebox]

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69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[raintalker]

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

[ryuki-chinto]

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

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89 ;/

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[illegallyfab]

93… i hate tumblr.

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[there-is-no-romeo]

*sigh* 96

[demonbarber14]

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[gerbildine]

Originally posted by mobpsycho100

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[howboutbasketcase]

114 ^_~

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[nordielie]

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[jentuu]

117 I’m too proud of this post to let it stop

[nightgaster]

118

[all-beep-no-bite]

119… one day they will tell tales of this post

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[youtubeswarriors]

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Someone tag me for 187!

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133 >:)

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[icecoffeemonster]

142 … Welp, we’ve beat 4chan by a mile

[the-real-death-note-victim]

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146!

[deathnoteaskme]

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[giantcookiez]

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[Imagine..]

The shield

Captain Americas shield has survived: armored piercing bullets, missiles, chatari weapons, hulk, tony stark and pretty much ever thing else. Yet it’s funny the one thing it didn’t survive was bullets from Peggy Carter That’s how much of an impact she had on him. She didn’t have to prove anything to herself or Steve. I think people forget sometimes she wasn’t screaming or proving to anyone she could handle herself. She just did. That’s what Steve loved about her and that’s what made her so incredible. So ladies, you never have to prove you can handle yourself. You don’t have constantly remind everyone your a woman who can take care of herself. Just be the powerful woman no one doubts you are. “I know my value” - Peggy Carter

Originally posted by agentscullycarter

[Imagine..]

Who is in control?

AN: This is based on the song control by Halsey, I took what inspired me and I’m doing a BuckyxReader Drabble! Enjoy! ————————————————— Bucky was doing so well. So well in fact he thought he could finally control how he’s feeling around others. He thought he could try and hide the monster he was. That was until she came. Y/N. She changed everything. From the moment he saw her all he wanted to do was show her how he cared for her. The only thing stopping him was his own fear of her seeing him as he sees himself. Y/N was intimidated by the thought of living with the Avengers, but after Tony offered and offered and maybe blackmailed you a little, you agreed to move in. The day you came through the elevator you remember seeing those brown eyes. Those eyes that sent shivers up your spine. Ever since that day there was undeniable chemistry between you and Bucky. Oh you just wanted to jump into his arms and forget everything else. But you were sure he’d never feel the same way. That is until one day. Steve had assigned himself, you and Bucky on a scouting mission for hydra special agents. You and Bucky were both products of the organization so you both had to be extremely careful. Hydra had infused gravitonium into your blood causing you to have the ability to control gravity itself and anything held by it. As you three came near the spot you all come to find out their hiding in a Market Place with several vendors. “We’ll split up but everyone be careful no use of force unless necessary. Good luck and blend in.” Steve walks off one direction putting on a baseball cap and glasses. You pull up your hood on your jacket and put on white cat eye sunglasses. Bucky puts on his black hood and sunglasses and you part ways. You begin to walk around the Market Place and you see hydra guards walking around. You casually change directions walking towards a stand that sells plums. You buy a couple as the guards pass for Bucky you remember how much he loved these. You put them in your pocket and continue walking around. Bucky approaches you and hook arms with you walking the opposite way you were going. Your startled a bit. “Bucky what..?” You ask but he cuts you off “Strokers here and he’s interrogating people, You and I are going to our meet up Place with Steve we can’t risk it.” You and and walk quickly with him. As you guys are walking you come to an elevator. You both enter and he hits the 10th floor. You both take a sigh of relief. “Hey I got you these! I remembered how much you liked them. You smile and hand him the plums. His face lit up like a Christmas tree. “Thanks doll! I was hoping I’d get some today but I didn’t have the chance!” You both smiled and blushed. As you were at the fourth floor the elevator stops and you both hear a dreaded voice on the other side. Bucky face goes white. As the door opens you do the only thing that you think will hide you two. You kiss him. You put his metal arm underneath your coat and kiss him passionately. It only takes him a second to register what just happened and he instantly pulls you closer and growls into the kiss wrapping his other arm around your waist. You brush your fingers through his hair and moan softly. He gently breaks the kiss whispering “jump” and you did as you were told. Bucky grab your legs and held you up to him so he could kiss you better. Stroaker shifts uncomfortablely and gets off at the 7th floor. You both faintly notice, Bucky stops as soon as he’s off and sets you down. He blushed embarrassed that he got so wrapped up in the kiss. All you do is grab his hand and rest your head on his shoulder. That’s the confidence he needed. He turns to you, “Be mine?” He asks nervously. You smile up at him and kiss his cheek “I always was.”

Originally posted by lowkeysebastianstan

[Imagine..]

Blueberry?

-Tony Stark

I love this man.. And the fact that the directors said this scene was entirely improvised. I could see RDJ just stashing food everywhere on set and just pulling it out at random serious times. Like oh Lokis trying to bring the ship down, oh let me finish my blueberries then I’ll deal with this lil’ punk God.

[Imagine..]

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

[moject-prayhem]

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

[wheretheewildthingssaree]

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

[rainbowflyer]

Just one.

[fandomgirl-the-modblog]

[ask-an-annie-leonhardt]

[torchwood-classfied-rp]

[the-blue-typhoon]

[honnouji-acedemist]

NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

[ask-sir-cupcake]

Tempted.

[ask-jeremyfitzgerald-fazbears]

[buffalowingprincessdom]

[quietlydevious]

[ereriaulife]

I would be devastated. You are all precious cinnamon rolls. I’m here to chat whenever.

[amazingemmaisonfire]

IF YOU EVER HAVE A THOUGHT LIKE THAT YOU MESSAGE ME. I COULDN’T IMAGINE LOSING ONE OF YOU TO THAT

[mckimouse]

I fucking love you so much. Never ever forget that.

[maya1dfan20]

Guys, if you EVER need someone to talk to, I’m here for you. DM me on Instagram @mayajanew17

[cockslutluke]

I LOVE U ALL SO MUCH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MESSAGE ME I WILL STAY UP AND TALK TO YOU NO MATTER WHAT. YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO ME AND YOU HAVE A PURPOSE. NEVER EVER FORGET THAT.

[100fandomprompts]

Originally posted by octaviagifs

I’m here for all of you

[multiplefandomsblog]

I would be crying a damn river cause i love every single one of you 😭❤️ all 322 of you. If anyone needs to talk im here, and my inbox is always open

[sweet-sweet-squad]

Never do that. Please. I love all of you so fucking much

Originally posted by n-e-v-e-r-m-0-r-3

[ouranshighschoolhosts]

Please, feel free to message me if you need to talk about anything!! I would be completely devastated to lose any of you…

[giantcookiez]

If you are contemplating something as serious as suicide please know that there are people out there who love you, who accept you, and who would be so sad if you let them. I couldn’t stand loosing a friend please talk to me if you ever feel this way.

[Imagine..]

[leoreturns]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[15poundstosummer]

YES

[wander1ustt]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

I missed it.

[wizardwritings]

where is this even from ?

[giantcookiez]

Miss congeniality!!

[Imagine..]

[theforcekeepers]

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

[acorn-burglar]

This also applies to baristas

[kimchicutie]

Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit. 

I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.

5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the “Oh! time to poop!” kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I’ve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a “pretentious white girl for wanting soy”and so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.

Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.

So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or “Skinny” or “soy” or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death

[housebuiltbyghosts]

also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!! 

also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this. 

[classykatelyn]

I have Celiac Disease, so I’m very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw). 

Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn’t think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.

But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).

Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that’s hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.

So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don’t just disregard someone’s order. It’s not funny and it can have serious consequences.

[toboldlygowherethewinchestersare]

I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.

[sailornightfury]

Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn’t enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that’s serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.

[obstinate-nocturna]

My youngest cousin – who is now five, he just started kindergarten – has Celiac’s disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I’ve heard my aunt say she’s ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress’s eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin – my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back.

Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.

[iopele]

I cannot tolerate caffeine–it makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I’m out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying “is this decaf like I asked for?” I always say “oh, did I remember to order decaf?” I shouldn’t have to act like I’m the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there’s any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, “if there’s any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water–if this is regular, it’ll mess up my heart” and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one. 

but I shouldn’t HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!

[minnigem]

I’ve reblogged this maaaany times before but there’s a few new stories on here so i’m doing it again.

cut this shit out

[willowfae82]

don’t be that kind of asshole.

[untapdtreasure]

As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn’t mean they don’t have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn’t mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!

[evilythedwarf]

Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that’s fine.

So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can’t breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me.

I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck.

Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died.

They probably didn’t mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.

[carnistprivilege]

i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can’t tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn’t notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it’s not that hard.

[fiaspice]

Reblogging because it’s so important. I’m “lucky” I don’t have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a “white girl diet fad”.

90% of people don’t take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them I’m allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think it’s just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They don’t give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. It’s no miracle, specially if I didn’t take other meds before.

When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!

[40yodater]

Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important! 

I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldn’t even make it home from the “accidental” whole milk instead of skim. 

[greenteamoon]

I’m super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldn’t believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(it’s so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.

[trickstersgambit]

I’m allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I can’t count how many times I’ve had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.

Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.

[prismatic-bell]

I actually have customers who say they’ll only eat at my restaurant when I’m there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as in “I will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,” if someone says the words “I have an allergy.” I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before was “I guess you shouldn’t change your gloves … . ?” On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If there’s a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when you’re moving as fast as we do, I’ll open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., there’s a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, you’ve never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I don’t play around.

Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if you’re a complete asshole I won’t risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Don’t do it. If someone’s a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Don’t play with their health.

[immobulusmalfoy]

Same here. I’ve got a pretty horrible allergy to most citrus fruit (especially oranges and pineapple), and I can’t eat them without my throat almost closing up. It’s gotten worse over the years, and I constantly have to make sure people don’t touch me or my food with citrus juice. I was also gluten free for a couple months as a test from my doctor, and I can’t even count on both hands the amount of times someone screwed up my order on purpose or ‘accidentally’ because I’m a 'white girl’. I’m lucky that I don’t have a strong allergy to gluten because I would’ve ended up in the hospital for the amount of times I was exposed to it. Please just do as people ask. Hospitals are horrible.

[giantcookiez]

As a person with a dairy allergy please for the love of all things sane and what you consider holy don’t do this!! I love coffee but with my allergy I can’t have any milk or dairy product that isn’t coconut or almond based, or else my arms will crack and bleed and I get hives. I have had so many people put regular dairy in my drinks or food and it hurts. To give context it’s like poison ivy with the itch but it feels like your skin is on fire. I have a barista who I only trust to make my drinks because he knows and has an allergy as well, so please please please don’t do anything as awful as that.